“We were both 16, and he was my boyfriend at the time. She left me pants down in the middle of the alley where she’d started the job. Worst part, though? I was so hammered and nervous that I didn’t even bust. The next morning, I realized she’d stolen the family vacation camera from my back pocket.
All my friends had gotten head already and I was really anxious and extremely wasted, so I panicked and solicited a questionably very old streetwalker. “It was my sophomore year of high school and I was on vacation with my family in Cancun.
